Why the craziness?
Our company bought or acquired another company that had around 100
employees. We kept most all of the
employees except for a few. But it
had to be a hush hush process so even if we knew about it we couldn’t do
anything about it. Then after all
the top guys finalized it, we had to wait for the financing to close and we
were just waiting to know the date it would happen (and it just kept changing). Acquiring 80ish employees may not sound
so big but there are a TON of moving parts – changing their benefits, adding
them to payroll in time of the next payroll run, new processes, new people,
getting them moved into our building, holding a orientation meeting, etc. And when I say “benefits” that gets so
complex like 401k, medical, dental, etc etc… each one needs to be
addressed. And there are really
only 3 of us HR people who can take this on. And we had about 3-4 days to get most everything set
up. And then the day before the
meeting where 50 eyes would be looking back at me for 4 hours, I put the PPT
for the orientation together – talk about last minute! But I couldn’t get it done any
faster. And as I did that
training, it was pretty hard actually because there you have all these
employees who are happy at their current job, where they work, who their boss
is, their benefits – but here I was telling them all the changes to
expect. PTO would be less, they
get to be at a bigger company with more rules, move to an old building… and
wow, I just didn’t know that would happen. And don’t really want to do that again. I like being in charge and sharing my
knowledge with others, but when it’s not happy news, I guess I should have
thought about that one. And of
course the “HR meetings” get the bad reputation as everyone said “oh the rules,
snoozer, boring stuff, ahhh..” etc.
So after the first few days of craziness, I thought I’d
eventually see the end, but I didn’t.
And still haven’t. Because
while working on the integration stuff, my regular work just slipped and now
I’m trying to catch up that as well as continue the acquisition stuff. AH. And I’m just getting more and more tired. And so are my other HR counterparts –
we just can’t survive this much longer.
At least the July 4th week turned out to be more relaxing and
definitely needed, except that I just didn’t want to be at work at all those
days.
I’d say I now see the end in sight, but I’m not sure that
will be possible. Here are some
funny or not so funny moments as of recent in the HR world:
- An employee emailed me today and said he couldn’t register in our 401k plan still. So after a few back and forth emails we thought maybe the 401k company had his personal info wrong so I sent him his DOB and SSN to have him verify. The next email came, very short and sweet: Sorry, I just noticed I’ve been typing my birth date wrong. I was able to log in. haahah, really!?
- These aren’t funny but with all of the payroll and deduction changes I’ve had a lot of employees asking me if their paycheck is the same, or if they aren’t getting enough $$ etc. And so I have to calculate everything out for them and do “math” so they can kind of get it but sometimes it takes me like 30 min to explain gross, taxes, net, deductions and they still don't get it. Ah!
- It was a co-worker’s birthday this week, Dale, and so we are celebrating later but I went out and got us some cookies to celebrate with the HR team. We stopped at his desk, gave him the card and cookies and then he said thanks and put them in his bag to take home!? Maybe it would be normal but most every birthday if we do get cake or anything we all share it, and darn cuz none of us got any cookies! I even said, if you want to put them over on the HR area we can all celebrate, but he said, no I’ll take them home to surprise my wife. Wow. Just an odd duck sometimes, well, like most times.
- And honestly there are so many stories just with all different types of personalities, I could never get through them all but they are good. Some people are so strange, or just rude - lots are, and then there are still a few nice ones that even say thanks for when I help them. Nice.
I can't think of more right now but there always is. I guess it's good that my memory is very short so that I can block out a lot of the not so happy experiences.... ha.
(Me after a day out at the pool - finally a break! And a sunburn...)

sounds like you need a day on the lake!! :D
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